Define "Ill-fated"...

by Ry

I decided to start keeping a tally of certain MoM stats, because, well, being ill-fated just isn't enough - I want to know exactly just how ill-fated we are! I think this is an accurate count so far, although it's obviously going to have to be revised in the near future when we can fully assess the damage caused by the earthquake to the other campsites. I'll try to keep it updated as events progress. But here's what we know so far:

KNOWN DEATHS: 17

Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 11
Starkweather-Moore Dockworkers: 3
Starkweather-Moore Sailors: 1
Lexington Expedition: 1
Lexington Sailors: 1

Beheaded: 5
Burned: 3
Crushed: 4
Shot: 2
Beaten: 1
Drowned: 1
Frozen: 1

OTHER PERSONNEL LOSSES: 3
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 2
Starkweather-Moore Sailors: 1

Hospitalized: 1
Beached: 1
Arrested: 1

DOGS KILLED: 37
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 37

Earthquake: 30
Poisoned: 5
Burned: 2

EXTREME FLIP-OUTS: 9
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 3
Lexington Expedition: 3
German Expedition: 2
Lexington Sailors: 1

Let's Shoot At Our Friends And Steal Their Plane: 2
We've Got To Burn The Crawly Things Out Of The Camp: 2
Beware The Old Old Things Or Die: 1
I Think I'll Jump Off This Boat Now: 1
They Scooped Out Their Insides And Took Them Over: 1
Things Are Crawling Out The Back Of Your Heads: 1
So, Are They Paying You Time-And-A-Half?: 1

AIRPLANE LOSSES: 4
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 3
German Expedition: 1

Sabotage: 2
Stolen: 1
Destroyed in Earthquake: 1

Additional equipment sabotage, misordering, destruction, loss, and abandonment has proven too much to tally. Suffice to say that it's a lot.

Pleasant dreams!