I decided to start keeping a tally of certain MoM stats, because, well, being ill-fated just isn't enough - I want to know exactly just how ill-fated we are! I think this is an accurate count so far, although it's obviously going to have to be revised in the near future when we can fully assess the damage caused by the earthquake to the other campsites. I'll try to keep it updated as events progress. But here's what we know so far:
KNOWN DEATHS: 17
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 11OTHER PERSONNEL LOSSES: 3
Starkweather-Moore Dockworkers: 3
Starkweather-Moore Sailors: 1
Lexington Expedition: 1
Lexington Sailors: 1Beheaded: 5
Burned: 3
Crushed: 4
Shot: 2
Beaten: 1
Drowned: 1
Frozen: 1
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 2DOGS KILLED: 37
Starkweather-Moore Sailors: 1Hospitalized: 1
Beached: 1
Arrested: 1
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 37EXTREME FLIP-OUTS: 9Earthquake: 30
Poisoned: 5
Burned: 2
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 3AIRPLANE LOSSES: 4
Lexington Expedition: 3
German Expedition: 2
Lexington Sailors: 1Let's Shoot At Our Friends And Steal Their Plane: 2
We've Got To Burn The Crawly Things Out Of The Camp: 2
Beware The Old Old Things Or Die: 1
I Think I'll Jump Off This Boat Now: 1
They Scooped Out Their Insides And Took Them Over: 1
Things Are Crawling Out The Back Of Your Heads: 1
So, Are They Paying You Time-And-A-Half?: 1
Starkweather-Moore Expedition: 3Additional equipment sabotage, misordering, destruction, loss, and abandonment has proven too much to tally. Suffice to say that it's a lot.
German Expedition: 1Sabotage: 2
Stolen: 1
Destroyed in Earthquake: 1
Pleasant dreams!